Today I’m finally coming out to Dave if I can just get rid of that blond in the middle.
Today I’m going to have a three-way – thank you Federal tax return.
Today I’m going to make Emily decide – it’s either Tim or me.
To be honest with you, today I’m drinking.
Meant to say “I’m feeling awakened as I ride the windy WHOOSH of life’s breezes” 🙂
Today I’m feeling awakened as I rude the windy WHOOSH of life’s breezes 🙂
Today I’m CONSTIPATED!
….overwhelmed with life as usual, and daydreaming about a languid bike ride along the shores of Lake Huron this weekend.
Today I’m going to live life to the fullest, even if it kills me!
Today I’m going to be more present – I’m going stop looking at my phone incessantly and take in the beauty of the real world.
Today I’m NOSTALGIC remembering how much FUN I used to have on Ferris Wheels and Roller Coasters and thinking NOW, how NAUSEOUS I get on them and how many people DIE on them from equipment malfunctions – when did I turn into Woody Allen??
Today I’m finally getting that weird lump looked into.
Today I’m plenipotentiary to the court of King James, either that or I’m very drunk.
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