June 17, 2014

WEEK 3

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16 thoughts on “June 17, 2014

  1. Sally, who never wore a stitch of make-up, woke up with the nastiest cold sore the day after her mother dragged her to Nordstroms to get a make-over and the day before she had the biggest audition of her acting career… :(*

  2. After nearly an hour’s experimentation with different shades, different combinations and mixtures of her lipstick collection, Karen finally admitted that nothing could possibly outshine the blazing zit on the end of her nose.

  3. Just as Timmy was filming the thrilling surface to air missile sequence of his sci-fi short, Venus Ventures Forth, his sister Sheryl noticed something was missing from her bathroom.

  4. She was thoroughly satisfied with herself in having chosen just the right shade; the shimmering lavender gloss gleamed against his tepid, pale cheek and Selene smiled vaguely; she rather enjoyed looking at her perfect purple lip print– almost as much as she enjoyed placing the print on the man’s cheek after she ran her blade across his throat…

  5. She wasn’t paid to look like a porn star…she was paid to act like one when they were alone in private, but in public she needed to be a rare vision of natural beauty capable of swimming with high society’s most notable sharks.

  6. The lipsticks stood in perfect formation, like the terracotta warriors on Qin Shi Huang’s necropolis, memorializing lost weekends, lost battles, lost loves.

  7. The only enjoyment Alicia got out of working at the makeup counter at Sak’s was convincing every woman who stopped to try something that frosted orange lipstick looked FABULOUS on her, she hated those women.

  8. Being a makeup artist at the morgue was more financially rewarding than being an out of work artist.

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