I was a little concerned at first when my blind date said she had a heart on too.
Speed Texting – The new way to date!
This celebrity couple was determined not to attract attention after miraculously dodging the PAPARAZZI !
They were deeply in love…with their iPhones.
It was obvious to everyone but themselves that they were in love, they thought they were merely on a business trip to Solvang.
The obvious hearts did nothing to hide their conversation to the restaurant customers, “Fucking Slut” and “Limped dicked asshole” where all too clearly heard by all.
Their hearts were in the right place, and now any casual observer could read their love more plainly than the noses on their faces.
Cheryl and Todd knew that they had something in common, but couldn’t quite put their fingers on it.
Being devout e-vangelicals, they tweeted grace before the meal, unaware of the nascent, toxic influences of the red, ripe Solanaceae encased in the giant plastic bottle at the next table.
Void of attachment, but a couple nonetheless, they kept their weekly date night; each hoping the other would end their facade of a marriage.
Years later, the blue-dot-faced woman who accused a Kennedy of raping her found love, and her blue dot changed to a red heart.
Not even their construction-paper heart face-masks could deter the paparazzi.
Now to the final question before we can award you a Ph.D. in photography: what, if anything, is wrong with this picture?
“Kathryn, I think we need to talk to our son about his obsession with Valentine’s stickers.”
As the star destroyer, HMS CounterTop, flew past the Cheesy Love constellation, Cpt. Heniz T. Ketchup contemplated the strangeness of the universe.
Barry was madly in love with Suzette, despite her disarticulated legs, or perhaps even because of them.
The ketchup looked on with glee as the poor, pitiful humans who digested it’s toxin were reduced to mindless love drones – today Norm’s, tomorrow the world!!!
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