June 21, 2014

WEEK 3

Mitchell's absence was felt by the seagulls, the beachcombers and the waves that rolled up to his chair each morning to greet him?

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10 thoughts on “June 21, 2014

  1. Lawyers filed a class action lawsuit today on behalf of women who got splinters in their lady parts from wooden beach chairs.

  2. It was hard to fathom what had happened – did he go for coffee, or had he finally succumbed to the siren’s call?

  3. Barbara Hershey showed up to the “Beaches” reunion, but was SAD to hear that her co-star Bette Midler cancelled due to a filming conflict and thought, “art imitates life all right, and I thought I was the wind beneath her wings!”

  4. Barbara Hershey showed up to the “Beaches” reunion, but was to hear that her co-star Bette Midler cancelled due to a filming conflict and thought, “art imitates life all right, and I thought I was the wind beneath her wings!”

  5. But those [fickle] seagulls got over it in a hurry; they knew [sure as the Jersey tides] that there’d soon be something [or someone] washing up to take his place.

  6. OOOPS…..I should have told them I had ACROPHOBIA before they hired me to be a lifeguard.

  7. The photo hung on the corkboard in her windowless cubicle at the massive travel agency in the city, a reminder of what she wished for but couldn’t have – it was her Shawshank.

  8. It seems like only yesterday that the young lifeguard raced away after reading the message in a bottle that had rolled ashore: “Help! I’m stuck on this stupid deserted island and I’m out of plastic bags.”

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