July 1, 2014




7 thoughts on “July 1, 2014

  1. “I’m serious this time, we shot-gunned a whole case of Bud Light each, a few tall boys and a couple bottles of vodka,” Jim held his breath, and tried not to shift his eyes down toward the evidence, or lack thereof.

  2. It appeared that the box was empty–perfectly in keeping with the flavor of the beverage therein.

  3. NASA scientists strongly suspect that someone has hacked the data feed from the Mars rover.

  4. Because “beer” had been written on his wife’s grocery list for over a week to no avail, Dan decided to leave the crushed empty box in the driveway, strategically blocking her parking space.

  5. As usual the news report intoned, “‘Police suspect alcohol may have been involved in the crash.”

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