The thought of Bush being back in office sends chills up my spine so…. DEL MONTE it is!
Meghan saw what her parents had picked out of the pantry, and again marveled at how peculiar her parents were – it wasn’t so much that her dad liked canned fruit, but really Mom?
Bill sat looking at the last cans of food left in the shelter and instantly regretted letting his vegetarian girlfriend buy the provisions in preparation for the zombie apocalypse.
Unfortunately, she was unaware that a fruit salad should not contain “the musical fruit”.
Gina and her husband each picked out an ingredient for their Chopped dinner challenge, after seeing each other’s choices, they decided take out was a better option.
The guard thought it was a very strange last-meal request, but who was he to argue with a condemned man?
Meghan regretted bragging to her culinary school friends that she could open any pantry and think up a beautiful meal.
Garden quality, best — what could go wrong?
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