Olga’s new line of chastity belt briefs were doing more to eliminate teen pregnancy than a thousand abstinence pamphlets could.
There are crossing the Rubicon moments in a women’s life, and Sally reached one as she put the briefs into her shopping cart and wept.
After nearly three decades of searching, Kevin finally found where Johnny Weissmuller bought his clothes.
Kelsey debated the odds that her date would see her unmentionables tonight, then opted for a loose-fitting sundress and cute cotton panties instead.
Jason’s first post-puberty trip to the erotic fantasy realm that is the women’s lingerie department turned out to be a huge disappointment.
No leopards were harmed in the making of these panties.
After seeing her picture plastered all over a product suggesting every woman, even those who wore a size 6 like she did, should be so concerned with looking slim that they wear painfully tight tummy toning underwear, Olga finally understood why her mother had wanted her to take at least one course in Women’s Studies before dropping out to pursue a career in modeling.
Monica did not see leopard print, but rather a sick version of an inkblot test, her answers bubbled up unbidden: lips, mustache, Florida, a bunny.
As much as Emily wanted to look and feel naughty at her 25th reunion, not being able to sit comfortably or dance wasn’t ideal.
Suddenly, the word “brief” took on a whole new meaning.
What I love most is the pricing: the MSRP is $14, but you can buy two for $25, which just insults the intelligence of those needing tummy toning.
Otherwise they completed his outfit; Max wished only that the light control leopard print bottoms came in XL.
Kimberly had no clue what to get Monica for her bridal shower until she saw this, it was the perfect gag gift for a young bride-to-be.
Sharon smiled when she saw the leopard-print granny panties, “Either there are some really hip grannies out there or I’ve discovered where Beyonce shops.”
Gertrude felt sexier than ever as she tried on her first leopard print since the fifties.
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